Because we've all been a guiri at some point!

Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

One of the very first things we did as a community was gather around a long table, rent out a café after hours, and share food, wine, and laughter. Ever since, you’ve been asking us to bring it back, and finally, in November, we are.

This time, we’re doing it even better: an intimate night at 

, with a full curated menu, table games, music, and plenty of conversation. Just 17 seats around the table, this is one for deeper connection.

 – A Mordiscos menu from Escala, including Gildas, Black Angus brioche, fuet tartar, ibérico ham & cheese board, tropical salad with avocado, salmon & mango, and a creamy baked cheesecake to finish.

 – A slower evening of sharing, laughing, and getting to know people properly.

 – Background tracks and a beautiful setting for a relaxed, family-style night.

 – A small, intimate group around one big table.

 – You’ll leave with at least one new friend.

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The Guiris Family Meal 🍷

Ana Fernández Miguez

Noga Abraham

Jon Millis

Laura

Rosalinda Torres

Felipe Maestro Pacheco

Yeliz Dogan

Kiryl Charnamyrdzin

Raul Gomez

Alejandra Villacorta

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑